Earth Tones – It Gets Better!

Here’s an idea:

Bathrooms. We all use them. A problem that some people run into (that is, the people that wash their nasty-ass hands after doing their duties) is how to dry their hands off most efficiently.

Now, ‘efficiently’ has several connotations here. In one way, you want to get dry and get out, but many of the tree-huggers among us want to reduce paper use while not wetting up their clothes like they just got in a splash fight with the bathroom attendant (if you’re so haughty-taughty to use such bathrooms). Well, my first thought was: “hey, air dryers,” but they use precious electricity, but then I was like: “what if there were some mechanical way to dry your hands that used air?”

So then I came up with this sketch:

Kinda like a spinning wheel, except the gold is 'air', maaaaan...

And history has been made. You get a little bit of calorie burn in, and you get your hands dry in the process. Vi-o-la!