And I’m back.

Given it is a Sunday and with the passing of the BET Awards recently, I figured it’d be great to get on all these videos that supposedly “reveal dark secrets” of the “devil hip hop worshipers.” [trigger gag reflex]

Oh and yes by the way, I realize its July 4, I understand that it’s someone’s independence day…can’t say I care so much though.
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Dude. I’m not even the type of person that cares to IM strangers anymore, since I gave up Yahoo! chat rooms in like 2001. But because of the funny Chatroulette Piano Guy, I thought I’d try it out. Twice.

The first time, I’m met with a bunch of guys that are either shirtless, or WORSE. Randomly, I came across regular people, who apparently didn’t wanna ‘chat’ with the likes of me. “Sucks for them,” I thought, and proceeded to whimper in my sleeve.

The second time around, maybe a month or two later, I’m met with a LARGE percentage of the same group of shirtless [or worse] guys, this time more vulgarly displayed than ever before. Gross, man.

What they need to do, is just make a porn version of Chatroulette (if they haven’t saturated the internet with that already) so people can go take their nasty ish elsewhere. I understand the nature of anonymity that the internet has wrought, but come ON, man! Have some integrity & self-respect. There’s ENDLESS PORN on the internet for you to pleasure yourself to, why must you pick on unsuspecting strangers??? This is the gross, molesting-uncle version of photobombing. I am not a fan.

That’s all I have to say about that.

One of the reasons babies cry...

I have a family of neighbors living across from me. These people seem to be the only people in the shared courtyard area of my apartment complex that have an infant. Other families around here have small little spoiled children that are allowed to sing horribly annoying songs at the top of their lungs at any time of the day, or cry at the most inane restrictions and conflicts…but this baby, man. This baby…

I can’t stand the mouth of this babe. (more…)

Dear Some Cats,

Yes…you’re damn right I HAVE AN OPINION ABOUT EVERYTHING. Are you over it yet? Would you rather I had no opinion at all, like this cat?

Well, that’s never gonna happen. Opinions may be like myriad body parts which are mysteriously named similarly to distant planets, but mine are worth more than two cents. Mine have purpose; mine stir debate and candor in the usually placid ‘have it your way’ style of society we are currently being tortured by. (more…)

Alright…so I actually have a few things backed up to put out, been kind of busy though, I’m on that just out of college (tryna get a) “Good Ass Job” flow.

But anyway since it is the oldest thought in my queue and since we’re on the topic of Obama “disappointing” people, I’ll start with that.

Politics and media have been quite the comedians as of late, the most recent of hijinks revolving around the President’s lack of neuroticism and how that is apparently some issue of national concern. As you might have come to expect (if you’re a follower) Huff Post has a nice little story and one of those cool montage vids that nicely summarizes the stupidity.
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